Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’

Now I know
That I can’t make you stay
But where’s your heart
But where’s your heart
But where’s your…

And I know
There’s nothing I can say
To change that part
To change that part
To change!

So many
Bright lights that cast a shadow
But can I speak?
Well is it hard understanding
I’m incomplete
A life that’s so demanding
I get so weak
A love that’s so demanding
I can’t speak

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
You’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

Can you see
My eyes are shining bright
Cause I’m out here
On the other side
Of a jet black
Hotel mirror
And I’m so weak
is it hard understanding
I’m incomplete
A love that’s so demanding
I get weak

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
You’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
You’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

These bright lights have always blinded me
These bright lights have always blinded me
I say…

I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

(Repeated in background x6)
Or, deeeeaaaad….

(foreground)
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
You’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
You’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
You’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

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10 Don’t Say Goodbye
9 Say You’ll Never Go
8 Magbalik
7 Seven Black Roses
6 I’m Coming
5 Just So You Know
4 Trying To Get The…
3 With You
2 Famous Last Words
1 Prinsesa
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The Crouch Chronicles has changed name to Type Life_ and transferred to http://typel.blogspot.com.

Nalaglag mula sa kalangitan. Merong 4 na “dalagita” (ghey) na nahulog.

Flipper 1: So ganda naman here. Look oh.

Flipper 2: What’s that ba? It’s so fenk and tall. I want to touch it na. Now na.

Flipper 3: Hoy loka. Wag mo touch yan. Mamaya me kuryente chorva yan. Cge ka you make kirig kirig to death.

Flipper 2: HALLER! There’s no sign naman ah. You’re so nerbyosa talaga promise.

Flipper 3: Let’s ask na lang the mama there oh.

Flipper 1: Have you seen him ba? He’s so laseng. Look oh, he make tungga the bottle.

Flipper 4: Hmm… Tungga.

Flipper 2: Gag@h! You’re mind ha. It’s so berde.

Flipper 4: Whateverness.

Flipper 1: Teka wait ha. What’s this place ba?

Pang: Welcome to the world of FlyFF!

Flipper 3: Ay bongga may penguin aketch!

Flipper 2: Ahay me rin.

Flipper 4: Look sa taas.

Flipper 2: Why is there a name ba in our ulo. It’s so kaka.

Flipper 3: Aw. So inis naman. Why is mine Dennis?

Flipper 1: Bruha, name mo kaya yan. Like mine oh, Jerry.

Dennis: Diba we have our own names na? What’s happening here ba?!? Poldo help me.

Flipper 2: OMG. I make kalimutan na that Poldo name ever since. Pero in fairness I’m shocked. Look mo

name nya. Bryan.

Jerry: Oo nga. She’s so quiet kasi. Bryan pa naman is a cute name. My old papa is Bryan.

Bryan: Bruha…

Dennis: Mga shunga! Diba meron pa tayo ask?

Pang: You can ask me.

Jerry: Wow naman this penguin ha. It’s so English.

Dennis: Shut up na nga. You ask the question na. (Pointing to Poldo)

Poldo: Why me ba?

Jerry: Ah basta. Go!

Poldo: Teka wait. Ok… Nasan ba kami?

Pang: As I’ve said, you are in FlyFF. And that is a lodelight. It will help you revive when you die.

Poldo: When we die? As in tsugi? Noooo. Hindi ko gusto itech.

Dennis: Over reacting ang bruha. What will we do here ba?

Pang: You will level up and be mighty and strong.

Jerry: Di ko sya like. I don’t want to be mighty and str—

May dumaan na high level na babaeng mage.

Jerry: Ay gusto ko suot nya, fenk!

Poldo: Me rin!

Bryan: Like ko din…

Pang: <sweat drop>